I want the 2007 menus back:

I'm dyslexic and the new ones are almost unusable for me because it's too
distracting.
I wear bi-focals and need to do back bends to see the ribbon bar.
Short cut keys seem to have disappeared.
Learning the new menus is not the issue, it's needing to do something and
having to go to help for hours. Every time I spend the time it's a reminder
of how happy I am :(. I don't have nor want to make the time to get things
done.

BTW: This new question screen is in super tiny print. Plus the "type your
message' popup on this field is keeps reappearing as I'm typing my message.
How do I turn off informational popups.

If Microsoft won't give us a drop down menu option with short cut keys, I
want to install 2003. Does 2003 work with vista? And where do I find the
directions to backdate my Office Professional version from 2007 to 2003. If
I can't do that on vista, I want directions on how to go back to XP on my
week old machine. Spending yet another $30 for a third party menu systems
is not an option, I don't want to worry about upgrades, etc.

Microsoft, you need to hear this. No kidding, I'm being very polite in
showing the amount of frustration.