I want to create a function which defines a pulse wave that rises from
0 to 1, stays at one for a bit, lowers to 0, and stays at zero for a
bit.

/ if (t mod 1) <0.25, V(t) = 4* (t mod 1)
| if 0.5 = (t mod 1) 0.25, V(t) = 1
V(t) = |
| if 0.75 =(t mod 1) 0.5, V(t) = 1-4* (0.75-(t mod 1))
\ if 1 (t mod 1) 0.75, V(t) = 0

For this pulse wave there are straight rises, falls and flat bottoms
and tops, which I need (and which is why a sine wave can't be used). If
you're still with me, thanks.

I can either put this all into a long excel equation for each cell that
I want this in (there will be about 4 'if' statements and 6 'mod'
statements) or create a UDF, where the t mod 1 only has to be
calculated once.

Any idea out there how much faster/ slower as UDF really is in a case
like this? Also, can you think of an easier way to create this pulse
wave?

As a side note, the t in my program has some ROW() and COLUMN()
dependence, and there will be 200+ cells filled with this equation
(thus, I can't just compute it once and copy the values to each cell).
Caculation speed is important because each cell is being calculated as
the time, t, is advanced by a timer.

Thanks in advance to anyone who takes a stab at this.

-Abe