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I think excel should be banned and replaced by a more harmless program
like the MS DOS editor.Excel is too evil, since itīs an evil virus and
worm-generator that generates evil programs that eat your harddisk.
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Well it's nice to see a clearly articulated proposition for a change.

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I think excel should be banned and replaced by a more harmless program
like the MS DOS editor.Excel is too evil, since itīs an evil virus and
worm-generator that generates evil programs that eat your harddisk.



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LOL

One is sure - 90% problems are situated between monitor and chair's back :-)

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like the MS DOS editor.Excel is too evil, since itīs an evil virus and
worm-generator that generates evil programs that eat your harddisk.



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ROTFL!

How right you are, Arvi!
That darned keyboard and mouse :-)

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Help, so sophisticated as the DOS editor ?
Wouldn't paper and pencil be safer ?

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Well it's nice to see a clearly articulated proposition for a change.

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I think excel should be banned and replaced by a more harmless program
like the MS DOS editor.Excel is too evil, since itīs an evil virus and
worm-generator that generates evil programs that eat your harddisk.







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Arvi, is nearly right - its 110% not 90% in some cases!

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ROTFL!

How right you are, Arvi!
That darned keyboard and mouse :-)

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Who would have thought - there could be a Troll on an Excel NG?

Can't wait for any more pearls of wisdom from a young prepubescent Lord Carl.
Come back Carl, your so funny, just keep taking your medication - OK.


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