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Carl Dau

Excel is an evil virus-generator
 
I think excel should be banned and replaced by a more harmless program
like the MS DOS editor.Excel is too evil, since itīs an evil virus and
worm-generator that generates evil programs that eat your harddisk.

Bob Phillips[_6_]

Excel is an evil virus-generator
 
Well it's nice to see a clearly articulated proposition for a change.

Bob

"Carl Dau" wrote in message
om...
I think excel should be banned and replaced by a more harmless program
like the MS DOS editor.Excel is too evil, since itīs an evil virus and
worm-generator that generates evil programs that eat your harddisk.




Arvi Laanemets

Excel is an evil virus-generator
 
LOL

One is sure - 90% problems are situated between monitor and chair's back :-)

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"Carl Dau" wrote in message
om...
I think excel should be banned and replaced by a more harmless program
like the MS DOS editor.Excel is too evil, since itīs an evil virus and
worm-generator that generates evil programs that eat your harddisk.




Leo Heuser[_3_]

Excel is an evil virus-generator
 
ROTFL!

How right you are, Arvi!
That darned keyboard and mouse :-)

LeoH

"Arvi Laanemets" skrev i en meddelelse
...
LOL

One is sure - 90% problems are situated between monitor and chair's back

:-)

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Arvi Laanemets
(Don't use my reply address - it's spam-trap)




A.W.J. Ales

Excel is an evil virus-generator
 
Help, so sophisticated as the DOS editor ?
Wouldn't paper and pencil be safer ?

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"Bob Phillips" wrote in message
...
Well it's nice to see a clearly articulated proposition for a change.

Bob

"Carl Dau" wrote in message
om...
I think excel should be banned and replaced by a more harmless program
like the MS DOS editor.Excel is too evil, since itīs an evil virus and
worm-generator that generates evil programs that eat your harddisk.






Nigel[_8_]

Excel is an evil virus-generator
 
Arvi, is nearly right - its 110% not 90% in some cases!

"Leo Heuser" wrote in message
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ROTFL!

How right you are, Arvi!
That darned keyboard and mouse :-)

LeoH

"Arvi Laanemets" skrev i en meddelelse
...
LOL

One is sure - 90% problems are situated between monitor and chair's back

:-)

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Arvi Laanemets
(Don't use my reply address - it's spam-trap)






Robert McCurdy

Excel is an evil virus-generator
 
Who would have thought - there could be a Troll on an Excel NG?

Can't wait for any more pearls of wisdom from a young prepubescent Lord Carl.
Come back Carl, your so funny, just keep taking your medication - OK.


Regards Robert

"Carl Dau" wrote in message om...
I think excel should be banned and replaced by a more harmless program
like the MS DOS editor.Excel is too evil, since itīs an evil virus and
worm-generator that generates evil programs that eat your harddisk.



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