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They are Excel forums on a List server, a bit like the Newsgroups, but a bit
more community based, people tend to stay longer, not just dip in and out.
Don gave you a link to the L list.

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HTH

Bob Phillips

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"Alan" wrote in message
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'We have all done that once in a while.'
I'm glad you said that. I was mortified when I saw that posted from me in
the group!
BTW, What is the L or G list?
"Don Guillett" wrote in message
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We have all done that once in a while. Actually jokes are welcome on
Fridays on the L or G list

The EXCEL-L list is hosted on a Windows NT(TM) machine running L-Soft
international's LISTSERV(R) software. For subscription/signoff info
and archives, see http://peach.ease.lsoft.com/archives/excel-l.html .

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Don Guillett
SalesAid Software

"Alan" wrote in message
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Everyone,
Sorry about this, this was never meant to be sent to this group, it was

a
mistake on my part pasting the text into a blank mail to send to an
individual,
Apologies to all,
Alan.
"Alan" wrote in message
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Ronaldo, Luis Figo and Wayne Rooney are standing before God at the
throne of Heaven. God looks at them and says; "before granting you a
place at my side, I must first ask you what you believe in."

Addressing Ronaldo first he asks, "what do you believe?"

Ronaldo looks God in the eye and states passionately, "I believe
Football to be the food of life. Nothing else brings such unbridled

joy
to so many people from the slums of Rio to the bright lights of

Madrid.
I have devoted my life to bring such joy to people who stood on the
terraces supporting their club."

God looks up and offers Ronaldo the seat to his left.

He then turns to Luis Figo , "and you, Luis , what do you believe?"

Figo stands tall and proud, "I believe courage, honour and passion are
the fundamentals to life and I've spent my whole playing career
providing a living embodiment of these traits."

God, moved by the passion of the speech offers Figo the seat to his
right.

Finally, he turns to Wayne Rooney , "and you, Wayne , what do you
believe?"

"I believe" says Rooney "you're sitting in my seat."