I am using MS Excel 2003.
I want to use 8.5" x 11" paper.
I also need to get 2 pages from each sheet. I hope to accomplish this by splitting each sheet down the 8.5" length so that the remaining print area is 8.5" high and 5.5" wide.
In the upper right corner I want to print a date in the format of day, mm/dd/yyyy, (Tuesday, November 18, 2014).
On each successive sheet I want the date to be incremented by 1, (Wednesday, November 20, 2014).
That is the only thing to be printed on each 5.5" x 8.5" sheet.
I realize I will have to physically split the 2 sheets.
Can this be done with MS Excel, and HOW? How about MS Word?

Thanks for any and all help.