For Patrick, or is it Patricia?

Where is the answer to the question
of whether or not the VB engine recognizes the MONTH function?

Not only would you NOT be allowed to continue on my help desk, but I'd
Donald Trump your ass out the door as well. Just like I said. I knew
that you would NOT learn the correct and needed enlightenment you were
given.

I expect to see a response that still carries gang boy retard lingo,
cries about respect, and continued lack of real help. Sure your name
isn't Patricia, bitich?