The Answer is SEVEN:

1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

2. one to attack and question the patriotism of anyone who has
questions about the lightbulb,

3. one to blame the previous administration for the need of a new
lightbulb,

4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret
stockpile of lightbulbs,

5. one to get together with Vice President Cheney and figure out how
to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a lightbulb,

6. one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush changing the
lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in an American flag,

7. and finally one to explain to Bush the difference between
screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.

Good one!

Since when is this a political message board!!!!!?????????


-----Original Message-----
The Answer is SEVEN:

1. one to deny that a lightbulb needs to be replaced

2. one to attack and question the patriotism of
anyone who has
questions about the lightbulb,

3. one to blame the previous administration for the
need of a new
lightbulb,

4. one to arrange the invasion of a country rumored
to have a secret
stockpile of lightbulbs,

5. one to get together with Vice President Cheney and
figure out how
to pay Halliburton Industries one million dollars for a
lightbulb,

6. one to arrange a photo-op session showing Bush
changing the
lightbulb while dressed in a flight suit and wrapped in
an American flag,

7. and finally one to explain to Bush the difference
between
screwing a lightbulb and screwing the country.
.

Since you replied, rather than just ignoring it...


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"Party Pooper" wrote:

Since when is this a political message board!!!!!?????????