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What a novel idea!


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TURN SIX DOLLARS INTO SIX THOUSAND QUCIK AND EASY! WOW - IT REALLY WORKS!
READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while

back,
I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you

are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could

make
thousands of dollars within weeks with only an

initial investment of $6.00! So, I thought, "Yeah, right. This must be a
scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept

reading. Anyway, it said that all you need to do is send $1.00 to each of
the 6 names and addresses stated in the article.

You then place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at #6.
Post the article (with your name in the #6 spot) in

at least 200 newsgroups. (There are hundreds of thousand!)! No catch ---
that was it. So, after thinking it over and talking

to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured, "what have I
got to lose, except 6 stamps and $6.00, right"?

Then, I invested the measly $6.00. WELL, GUESS WHAT?! Within 7 days, I
started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I

figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my first
week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second

week, I had made a total of over $1000.00! In the third week, I had over
$10,000.00, and it is still growing! This is now my

fourth week, and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's

still
coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00 and

6 stamps. I have spent more than that on lunch! Let me tell you how this
works and, most importantly, WHY it works. Make sure

you print a copy of this article NOW so you can get the information off of
it as you need. I promise you - if you follow the

directions exactly, you will start making more money than you thought
possible by doing something so easy!
READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE CAREFULLY!
Print it out or download it. Follow the simple directions, and watch the
money come in!!
It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (plus postage).
IMPORTANT - THIS IS NOT A RIP OFF. IT IS NOT INDECENT. IT IS NOT ILLEGAL.

IT
'S 99% RISK-FREE. AND BEST OF ALL, IT REALLY

WORKS!
If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive
extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE: Please follow

these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60

days.
This program remains successful because of the

honesty and integrity of the participants. PLEASE CONTINUE IN ITS SUCCESS

BY
CAREFULLY ADHERIING TO THE INSTRUCTIONS. You

will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business, your
product is not solid and tangible. It is a service.

You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large

corporations
are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists.

However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the income
which is made from people like you and me asking to

be included on that list. Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
STEP 1 - Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each
piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST".

Now, get 6 U.S. $1.00 bills and place ONE bill inside EACH of the 6 pieces
of paper so that it will not be seen through the

envelope (to prevent thievery). Place one paper in each of the 6 envelopes
and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed

envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your name
and address, and $1.00. What you are doing is

creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a
legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of

us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal aspects

of
it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post

Office. (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal. Mail
the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:
1) Michael Mazowski 125 n. Monroe Ave. Apt. B Margate City, NJ 08402
2) J. Johnson 1536 Central Ave. Ocean City, NJ 08226
3) Chuck F. Baker 1782 Edgemont Way Roseville, CA 95661
4) R. Hancock 5739 N. 11th Way Phoenix, AZ 85014
5) Alvern Bunn Jr. 5557 Adalbert, Cote St. Luc, Quebec, H4W2B3, CANADA
6) A C Gasson, 37 Walpole Avenue, Belmont Victoria, Australia, 3216

STEP 2 - Now, take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc.) and

add YOUR name as #6 on the list.

STEP 3 - Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as

close
to original as possible. Now, post you amended

article to at least 200 newsgroups. (There are hundreds of thousands). All
you need is 200, but remember, the more you post,

the more money you make! You won't get very much unless you post like

crazy.
This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts,

refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a copy
of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need

money, you can use it again and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program
remains successful because of the honesty and

integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the
directions. Look at it this way - if you are of

integrity and honesty, the program will continue and the money that so

many
others have received will come your way. NOTE -

You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a
computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send

you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it is a
good idea to wrap the $1.00 bill in dark paper to

reduce the risk of mail theft). So, as each post is downloaded and the
directions carefully followed, six members will be

reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar

each.
Your name will move up the list geometrically so

that when your name reaches the #1 position, you will be receiving

thousands
of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for

only $6.00 - One dollar for each of the first six people listed above.

Send
it now, add your own name to the list, and you're

in business!
--- DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS ---
STEP 1 - You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of

this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and

select
"copy" from the edit menu. This will copy the

entire letter into the computer's memory.
STEP 2 - Open a blank "notepad" file and place your cursor at the top of

the
blank page. From the 'edit' menu, select

'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you can
add your name to the list.
STEP 3 - Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do your
postings in different settings, you'll always have

this file to go back to.
STEP 4 - Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various
newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat

sites, and discussion groups).
STEP 5 - Visit these message boards and post this article as a new message
by highlighting the text of this letter and

selecting 'post' from the edit menu. Fill in the 'Subject' (this will be

the
header that everyone sees as they scroll through

the list of postings in a particular group) and click the 'post message'
button. You're done with your first one!

Congratulations!!! THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different
newsgroups and post away. After you get the hang of it,

it will only take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup!
***REMEMBER - THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST TO, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL

MAKE!
BUT YOU HAVE TO POST TO A MINIMUM OF 200***
That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within

days!
You may eventually want to rent a P.O. Box due

to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay

anonymous,
you can invent a name to use, as long as the

postman will deliver it. ***JUST MAKE SURE THAT ALL OF THE ADDRESSES ARE
CORRECT*** Now, if each of the 5 persons who just

sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and
only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5,

that is another $25.00 for me. Now, those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts
with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will

bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and

post
the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and only

receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK, now here is
the fun part. Each of those 625 persons post a

MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5

replies,
that just made me $3125.00!!!! Those 3125

persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name at #1
and if still only 5 persons per 200 newsgroups

react, I will receive $15,625.00! With an original investment of only

$6.00!
AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the

list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out
another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name

at number 6 again. And start the posting again. The thing to remember is -
do you realize that thousands of people all over

the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday?

JUST
LIKE YOU ARE NOW! So, can you afford $6.00 to

see if it really works?? I think so . People have said, "what if the plan

is
played out and no one sends you the money? So

what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new
honest users and new honest people who are joining

the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try?
Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users everyday,

with thousands of those joining the actual internet. Remember - play

fairly
and honestly, and this will really work. GOOD

LUCK!!









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So, supposed those names & address of "legimate" people participating in
this... are otherwise a list of spammers. If I am reading this correctly.


"Vasant Nanavati" <vasantn *AT* aol *DOT* com wrote in message
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What a novel idea!


"vze1wfly" wrote in message
...
TURN SIX DOLLARS INTO SIX THOUSAND QUCIK AND EASY! WOW - IT REALLY

WORKS!
READING THIS COULD CHANGE YOUR LIFE!

I found this on a bulletin board and decided to try it. A little while

back,
I was browsing through newsgroups, just like you

are now, and came across an article similar to this that said you could

make
thousands of dollars within weeks with only an

initial investment of $6.00! So, I thought, "Yeah, right. This must be a
scam", but like most of us, I was curious, so I kept

reading. Anyway, it said that all you need to do is send $1.00 to each

of
the 6 names and addresses stated in the article.

You then place your own name and address at the bottom of the list at

#6.
Post the article (with your name in the #6 spot) in

at least 200 newsgroups. (There are hundreds of thousand!)! No catch ---
that was it. So, after thinking it over and talking

to a few people first, I thought about trying it. I figured, "what have

I
got to lose, except 6 stamps and $6.00, right"?

Then, I invested the measly $6.00. WELL, GUESS WHAT?! Within 7 days, I
started getting money in the mail! I was shocked! I

figured it would end soon, but the money just kept coming in. In my

first
week, I made about $25.00. By the end of the second

week, I had made a total of over $1000.00! In the third week, I had over
$10,000.00, and it is still growing! This is now my

fourth week, and I have made a total of just over $42,000.00 and it's

still
coming in rapidly. It's certainly worth $6.00 and

6 stamps. I have spent more than that on lunch! Let me tell you how this
works and, most importantly, WHY it works. Make sure

you print a copy of this article NOW so you can get the information off

of
it as you need. I promise you - if you follow the

directions exactly, you will start making more money than you thought
possible by doing something so easy!
READ THIS ENTIRE MESSAGE CAREFULLY!
Print it out or download it. Follow the simple directions, and watch the
money come in!!
It's easy. It's legal. And, your investment is only $6.00 (plus

postage).
IMPORTANT - THIS IS NOT A RIP OFF. IT IS NOT INDECENT. IT IS NOT

ILLEGAL.
IT
'S 99% RISK-FREE. AND BEST OF ALL, IT REALLY

WORKS!
If all of the following instructions are adhered to, you will receive
extraordinary dividends. PLEASE NOTE: Please follow

these directions EXACTLY, and $50,000 or more can be yours in 20 to 60

days.
This program remains successful because of the

honesty and integrity of the participants. PLEASE CONTINUE IN ITS

SUCCESS
BY
CAREFULLY ADHERIING TO THE INSTRUCTIONS. You

will now become part of the Mail Order business. In this business, your
product is not solid and tangible. It is a service.

You are in the business of developing Mailing Lists. Many large

corporations
are happy to pay big bucks for quality lists.

However, the money made from the mailing lists is secondary to the

income
which is made from people like you and me asking to

be included on that list. Here are the 4 easy steps to success:
STEP 1 - Get 6 separate pieces of paper and write the following on each
piece of paper "PLEASE PUT ME ON YOUR MAILING LIST".

Now, get 6 U.S. $1.00 bills and place ONE bill inside EACH of the 6

pieces
of paper so that it will not be seen through the

envelope (to prevent thievery). Place one paper in each of the 6

envelopes
and seal them. You should now have 6 sealed

envelopes, each with a piece of paper stating the above phrase, your

name
and address, and $1.00. What you are doing is

creating a service. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY LEGAL! You are requesting a
legitimate service and you are paying for it! Like most of

us, I was a little skeptical and a little worried about the legal

aspects
of
it all. So I checked it out with the U.S. Post

Office. (1-800-725-2161) and they confirmed that it is indeed legal.

Mail
the 6 envelopes to the following addresses:
1) Michael Mazowski 125 n. Monroe Ave. Apt. B Margate City, NJ 08402
2) J. Johnson 1536 Central Ave. Ocean City, NJ 08226
3) Chuck F. Baker 1782 Edgemont Way Roseville, CA 95661
4) R. Hancock 5739 N. 11th Way Phoenix, AZ 85014
5) Alvern Bunn Jr. 5557 Adalbert, Cote St. Luc, Quebec, H4W2B3, CANADA
6) A C Gasson, 37 Walpole Avenue, Belmont Victoria, Australia, 3216

STEP 2 - Now, take the #1 name off the list that you see above, move the
other names up (6 becomes 5, 5 becomes 4, etc.) and

add YOUR name as #6 on the list.

STEP 3 - Change anything you need to, but try to keep this article as

close
to original as possible. Now, post you amended

article to at least 200 newsgroups. (There are hundreds of thousands).

All
you need is 200, but remember, the more you post,

the more money you make! You won't get very much unless you post like

crazy.
This is perfectly legal! If you have any doubts,

refer to Title 18 Sec. 1302 & 1341 of the Postal lottery laws. Keep a

copy
of these steps for yourself and, whenever you need

money, you can use it again and again. PLEASE REMEMBER that this program
remains successful because of the honesty and

integrity of the participants and by their carefully adhering to the
directions. Look at it this way - if you are of

integrity and honesty, the program will continue and the money that so

many
others have received will come your way. NOTE -

You may want to retain every name and address sent to you, either on a
computer or hard copy and keep the notes people send

you. This VERIFIES that you are truly providing a service. (Also, it is

a
good idea to wrap the $1.00 bill in dark paper to

reduce the risk of mail theft). So, as each post is downloaded and the
directions carefully followed, six members will be

reimbursed for their participation as a List Developer with one dollar

each.
Your name will move up the list geometrically so

that when your name reaches the #1 position, you will be receiving

thousands
of dollars in CASH!!! What an opportunity for

only $6.00 - One dollar for each of the first six people listed above.

Send
it now, add your own name to the list, and you're

in business!
--- DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO POST TO NEWSGROUPS ---
STEP 1 - You do not need to re-type this entire letter to do your own
posting. Simply put your cursor at the beginning of

this letter and drag your cursor to the bottom of this document, and

select
"copy" from the edit menu. This will copy the

entire letter into the computer's memory.
STEP 2 - Open a blank "notepad" file and place your cursor at the top of

the
blank page. From the 'edit' menu, select

'paste'. This will paste a copy of the letter into notepad so that you

can
add your name to the list.
STEP 3 - Save your new notepad file as a .txt file. If you want to do

your
postings in different settings, you'll always have

this file to go back to.
STEP 4 - Use Netscape or Internet Explorer and try searching for various
newsgroups (on-line forums, message boards, chat

sites, and discussion groups).
STEP 5 - Visit these message boards and post this article as a new

message
by highlighting the text of this letter and

selecting 'post' from the edit menu. Fill in the 'Subject' (this will be

the
header that everyone sees as they scroll through

the list of postings in a particular group) and click the 'post message'
button. You're done with your first one!

Congratulations!!! THAT'S IT! All you have to do is jump to different
newsgroups and post away. After you get the hang of it,

it will only take about 30 seconds for each newsgroup!
***REMEMBER - THE MORE NEWSGROUPS YOU POST TO, THE MORE MONEY YOU WILL

MAKE!
BUT YOU HAVE TO POST TO A MINIMUM OF 200***
That's it! You will begin receiving money from around the world within

days!
You may eventually want to rent a P.O. Box due

to the large amount of mail you will receive. If you wish to stay

anonymous,
you can invent a name to use, as long as the

postman will deliver it. ***JUST MAKE SURE THAT ALL OF THE ADDRESSES ARE
CORRECT*** Now, if each of the 5 persons who just

sent me $1.00 make the MINIMUM 200 postings, each with my name at #5 and
only 5 persons respond to each of the original 5,

that is another $25.00 for me. Now, those 25 each make 200 MINIMUM posts
with my name at #4 and only 5 replies each, I will

bring in an additional $125.00! Now, those 125 persons turn around and

post
the MINIMUM 200 with my name at #3 and only

receive 5 replies each, I will make an additional $625.00! OK, now here

is
the fun part. Each of those 625 persons post a

MINIMUM 200 letters with my name at #2 and they each only receive 5

replies,
that just made me $3125.00!!!! Those 3125

persons will all deliver this message to 200 newsgroups with my name at

#1
and if still only 5 persons per 200 newsgroups

react, I will receive $15,625.00! With an original investment of only

$6.00!
AMAZING! When your name is no longer on the

list, you just take the latest posting in the newsgroups, and send out
another $6.00 to names on the list, putting your name

at number 6 again. And start the posting again. The thing to remember

is -
do you realize that thousands of people all over

the world are joining the internet and reading these articles everyday?

JUST
LIKE YOU ARE NOW! So, can you afford $6.00 to

see if it really works?? I think so . People have said, "what if the

plan
is
played out and no one sends you the money? So

what! What are the chances of that happening when there are tons of new
honest users and new honest people who are joining

the internet and newsgroups everyday and are willing to give it a try?
Estimates are at 20,000 to 50,000 new users everyday,

with thousands of those joining the actual internet. Remember - play

fairly
and honestly, and this will really work. GOOD

LUCK!!











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