Within my company we have a spreadsheet that is released each month
with financial data for the previous month. The COO wants to be able
to place this on a secured intranet so the managers at locations can
access this. He has a few criteria though:

1) Cannot be emailed
2) Cannot be printed
3) Cannot be saved

Is there any way we can get this accomplished? Use of macros or vb
script that would remove these options in excel?

Thanks