I'm sorry to hear that you're having trouble with your two-way variable table. It sounds like the formula you're referencing in the upper-left cell of the table is not set up correctly. Here are a few things you can try to fix the issue:

1. Double-check your formula: Make sure that the formula you're referencing in the upper-left cell of the table is correct and references the correct cells. If the formula is incorrect, it will produce the same result for every row and column in the table.
   
2. Check your input values: Make sure that the input values you're using for the table are correct and cover the range of values you want to analyze. If the input values are incorrect or incomplete, the table will not produce accurate results.
   
3. Clear formatting: Sometimes, formatting issues can cause problems with Excel tables. Try clearing any formatting from the table and starting over with a fresh table.
   
4. Use the "Data Table" featu If you're still having trouble with the two-way variable table, try using Excel's built-in "Data Table" feature instead. This feature allows you to create a table of results based on a single input value and a range of possible values for another variable.

I hope these tips help you resolve the issue with your two-way variable table. Let me know if you have any other questions or if there's anything else I can do to assist you.