wow harlan

you really are on crack

i can parse whatever you can; only easier.

and i DONT know any products that cost $10,000 per seat. Analysis
Services ships free with SQL Server standard edition which is like $6k
per processor.

one olap servers to go for 100 excel dorks like yourself so you can
have 'real pivot tables'.

Excel isn't free.

Excel is a disease; and im sorry that management at your company are
lepers. they are infected.

there is only one place for you harlan; and all spreadsheet dorks like
you.. living on a street; drinking wine out of a brown paper bag.

that is where your career is heading.. you guys 'choose not to
participate' in some of the most exciting things to ever happen in the
computer industry.

spreadsheets didn't allow amazon.com

spreadsheets dont run gmail

spreadsheets dont run ebay

i just think that you're whacked in the head, harlan

spreadsheets are for girlie men like yourself
i mean.. what are you going to do when you hit the 65536 limit? lol

gag me with a spoon; i mean-- this isn't 1994 anymore