Actually, the dll did not help me as it acts more like a standalone
pre-defined scientific calculator and that's not what I needed. Additionally,
due to the simplicity needed and that my spreadsheet will distributed to
others (including internally to MS), the dll does nothing for me as I'm not
going to distribute it or provide a link to an additional dll that's not part
of Excel.

I don't think 'explaining' the scenario is 'crap'. I did say thanks to all
(which means u too). You apparently don't work much in 'customer service
oriented' support (or simply a myopic picture of it)...details help, not hurt
those who are trying to assist.