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Big Bertha Thing sedan
Cosmic Ray Series
Possible Real World System Constructs
http://www.bigberthathing.com/sedan.html
Access page 19K JPG Image
Astrophysics net ring Access Site
Newsgroup Reviews including uk.railway

Painting showing, so called hands up the pole sedan chair.

Caption;-
A Mandarin in his sedan-chair.

Extract;-
Jostling along is a most motley crowd. Here, for example,
comes the handsomely-decorated chair
of a mandarin who is engaged on state business.
Before him run two attendants armed with whips to clear the way,
and behind them are boys carrying large painted boards
on which is written, "Stand aside!" or "Respectful silence, please!"

From the book
The World and Its People
Asia With Special Reference to British Possessions
Published by Thomas Nelson and Sons 1903
Without Author or Editor Name
(C) Copyright Tony Lance 1998
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Big Bertha Thing Bertha

First Big Bertha posting was to first aid tent
in OUSA Classical Particle Conf.,
to provide aid and comfort to victims,
who had been set upon by unnamed e-mail thugs.

There was no way to make direct contact,
with shell shocked victim, so we tried Big Bertha.
The trick worked and first victim is well again,
after saying, "At last, a normal man!"
Since then Big Bertha has developed a life of her own
and actually caught some thugs in the act.

First posting consisted of two anecdotes effort and repairs,
from Big Bertha Thing gamma and particle respectively.
Effort was also the last assault rifle shot fired.
Rollover and shotgun below, were the first Big Bertha
sent in anger, with reply to all sender and copy to conf.
Progress and anecdote forward was first cannon shot fired.
Spider and fact(newsletter and readership for astronomy)
was first landmine explosion,
which was not even deployed on OUSA Astronomy.

Big Bertha Thing apology(Rollover)

Please accept my apologies for troubling you.
It will not of course be repeated.
However 3 net surfers have responded
to my call to help out on the Conf., by volunteering.

In emergency situations, needs must.
You and your fellow net surfers number 3, I see.
Net surfers have broad shoulders,
thick skins and I trust, compassion.

Big Bertha Thing shotgun

By way of light relief, a similar general apology,
to the one above, would bring solace and comfort,
to the victims of such well intentioned postings.
Please put it in a Big Bertha and address to conf.
That of course, would be the end of spam.

Tony Lance

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Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro, sci.chem
From: Tony Lance
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 13:31:03 +0000
Local: Sat, Feb 10 2007 2:31 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing strategic

Big Bertha Thing strategic

Hi there,
Further to your concern on my 70K postings.
There is one posting per day, cross posted to two newgroups.
The contents are the results from my scientific project.
Another field of interest is spam attack strategic studies.
There are two grounds where off-topic postings are considered to be
on-topic.
One is a review of off-topic postings, which is linked to below.
The other is postings for the benefit of newsgroup users.
Results of logs of attacks on newsgroup users is also linked to below.
All postings can be filtered using subject big bertha thing.
Thank you for your kind attention to this matter.
Tony Lance


Big Bertha Thing rim

News from the Asian Rim front.
1. The basic mailing list has 2000 mailboxes. (two-way)
2. The rate of increase is 400 mailboxes per 6 weeks.
3. This gives 4000 mailboxes in 8 months time.
4. The 4th Battle of Cyberspace began on 21st October 2002.
5. There are 2000 new Yahoo mailboxes per 6 weeks. (one-way)
6. Each one has a Big Bertha Thing posting inside it.
7. These are not 2000 world-wide.
8. They are not even 2000 in english.
9. They are 2000 Asian Rim non-english.
10. The 8 months target is 10,000 Yahoo mailboxes closed.
11. The Big Bertha Thing web site shows that one field
of interest is spam attack strategic studies.
12. In theory the first three battles were unwinnable too.
13. The targets of all these mailboxes are newsgroup users.
14. Off-topic postings for the benefit of newsgroups are
considered to be on-topic.
15. Shi Tao got 10 years for email about China after Yahoo
named him to them. (see http)
http://www.out-law.com/page-6482

Actual Count of Yahoo mailboxes closed.
08/11/05 2108 smtp
20/12/05 1791 smtp
31/01/06 1587 smtp
08/02/06 Asian Rim posting published.
21/04/06 1258 smtp
13/10/06 263 filtered
21/01/07 90 smtp (new mailbox)

http://www.1-script.com/forums/Re-Bi...cle1957-20.htm


Big Bertha Thing corporate

1. What happened to the guys on the most wanted list?
2. Corporate America opened fire with an industrial
strength denial of service attack.
3. It was complete with worm virus.
4. 150K mailbox postings.
5. Daily basis.
6. Unlimited smtp mailboxes and names.
7. Ownership of smtp mailbox provider.
8. This is a proprietorial interest in Usenet newsgroup
postings.
9. Big Bertha is now on the list.
10. A sustainable defense would be nice.
11. When the guns fall silent, the battle will be over.
12. There were enough shells for 42 months, without
recycling.

http://www.bigberthathing.com/corporateII.html


Big Bertha Thing mailbox

Hi there,
To those who understand, no explanation is necessary.
To those who do not understand, no explanation will suffice.


Why rec.autos.sport.nascar?
It is one of 50 newsgroups used by the opposition,
from the 3rd battle of cyberspace. (see reason below.)


The 4th battle of cyberspace answers spam attacks from Asian rim and
denial of service attacks from corporate America, with copies to
rec.autos.sport.nascar.
Without copies to rec.autos.sport.nascar, there would be no spam attack
or denial of
service attack or even 4th battle of cyberspace. It is a bit like
the chicken and the egg. Which one came first? (See mailbox logs below.)


Did you know that a review listing off-topic postings users' profiles, of
newsgroups used and number of postings sent to each newsgroup,
is on-topic. Also that an off-topic posting on any subject for the benefit
of usenet newsgroups is also on-topic. One of my fields of interest is
spam
attack strategic studies. Strange to say but this is also on-topic.
Thank you,
Tony Lance

http://www.bigberthathing.com/mailbox.html

(C) Copyright Tony Lance 2007
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Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro, sci.chem
From: Uncle Al
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2007 09:12:07 -0800
Local: Sat, Feb 10 2007 6:12 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing strategic

Tony Lance wrote:

Big Bertha Thing progress
[snip spammed crap]

Idiot swine.

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(Toxic URL! Unsafe for children and most mammals)
http://www.mazepath.com/uncleal/lajos.htm#a2
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Newsgroups: swnet.sci.astro, sci.chem
From: Tony Lance
Date: Sun, 11 Feb 2007 13:58:31 +0000
Local: Sun, Feb 11 2007 2:58 pm
Subject: Big Bertha Thing strategic

Tuesday, November 18, 1997 10:04:23 PM

From: Tony Lance
Subject: Big Bertha Thing 1
To: FC Mods Discussion

From Bibliography of Pastures.(Optional)
The preface from
An Elementary Treatment of Gyroscopes and Similar Spinning Tops
by Crabtree 1909
Classic Cartoon and animated cartoon of
Animal Farm
by George Orwell

NB (2006) Stateside, all investment funding for super-colliders
is at ground zero; past, present and future.
Politics makes poor science.

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