OK, here's the story.
My wife needs a graph that is way out of my league.
Here's the requirements and oh by the way this is due in completion by
Sunday night: ; )

I need to create a graph that will be embedded in a word document.
The graph itself will be a simple x y scatter, but it needs to be divided
into 4 equal squares.
In each square I need to write words.

I don't even know if it can be done or where to begin.